(Article by Nityananda Sai, a software engineer in Hyderabad)
Indian cinema has been the best way we have relished and relived our country’s prestigious past. Appatla mana super star chesundale - “Alluri Seetharamaraju”, atlane mana anna NTR “Justice Chowdary” kuda chesinde. Konnenla mundu mana “Khadgam” cinema kuda raale!!
Every such movie is an inspiration to every Indian who watches it!!
So we at Chai Bisket today, try bringing in that flavor of Tollywood cinema to commemorate this day (16th Dec)– “Vijay Diwas” – a tribute to the martyrs of the Indo-Pak War 1971 (a.k.a Bangladesh Liberation War), who helped India emerge the victorious troop!!
Ab humaare movie mein titles pehle aate na yaro!!
Picture ka naam – Lade dono, jeeta theesra!! (Two fought, the third won)
Hero – India
Heroine – Bangladesh
Villain – Pakistan (Heroine’s dad – Bangladesh is se hi paida hua tha).
Supporting characters –
1. Hero & heroine ka dada – British logaan!
2. Mukti Bahini group (Bangladesh Liberation Force) – Heroine ke dostaan.
Disclaimer : Movie ke scene-a character-a dialog-a poore original hai apne... kidhar tho bhi sune lage tho sochlo who log copy maar liye mere se!!
Ab seedha chalo theatre mein I5,N6,D7,I8,A9 ye seat-a hai dekho tumhare…aaram se baitho ab!!
Scene 1 : Happy family: Ye bahut pehle ki baat hai... bahut pehle matlab Ismail bhai ke pachchees saal sochre honge, nahi ji unke tho parso hi huye pachchees, izzat math nikaalo yaaro Ismail bhai ki.
Ab meri baat 1947 ki hai. 1947 bolte ki freedom pe nakko jao. Usse thoda pehle. (Before partition it was a huge unit!!)
Ab apne hero ka bada family tha. Lekin hero ka dada thoda sanki tha.
Ye budda, ab sabku alag alag ghara dediya. (The British divided India and Pakistan)
Abhi apna Tollywood picture kaisa rehta, pehle scene se ich twista shuru hote!!
Heroine ke baap ku ghar diya aur bola beta tu heroine ku hostel mein daal de. (The British assigned two lands to Pakistan – West and East, and in the middle was a huge part of India.)
Heroine hostel mein thi, beech mein hero ka ghar tha, aur baad mein villain ka ghar.
Thoda character-a describe kartu dekho tumahreku...
Mana Telugu cinemalla villain etluntar malla. Bhayanak undaru!! Atlane gee villain kuda.
Mana Prakash Raj, Shayaji Shinde aur Chennai Express ka Thangabali, sabka ‘All-mix fruit juice’ hai apna villain. Garam tha bahut ine.. aag babula bolthe dekho waisa ich. (Pakistan was a very hot place)
Apna Hero hamesha khamush tha bhai, Cinemalla chusthamga – entha godava aithunna chewing gum thintuntadu, lekunte kobbari bondam thaguthundu, sallaga untadu – Cool dude!!
Ab heroine tho alag ich. Gippude pilla pori ithundi annattu, garam thi bhai lekin ye alag ich garam hai, villain wala nahi. (Bangladesh was relatively cooler but sweat was equally produced, but to the eyes it was a land with greenery!)
Aage kya hota ki inka dekhinge...
Scene -2 : Ab heroine ke demand-a shuru!!!: Abhi kya hua boletho heroine hallu hallu badi hori..tho uske demand-a badhne shuru hogaye.
Unu papa ku phone karke, mereko khud ka ghar hona boli. Mein sambhal leti boli. (East Pakistan – now Bangladesh - did not like the rule to be completely vested in West Pakistan)
Ab papa chup baith the? Chupchap tu padhke wapis aa.. tereko apne mohalle ke baadi builder se nikah karvate bole. Heroine naaraaz hogayi. Ab is naraazgi mein apna hero guitar bajadiya!!!
Ab heroine naaraaz, hero ki awaaz.. prema pavurallu chudale bhai.. mana orrla thega aadesindi.. gatla unde scene.
lekin abhi ladkiyan malum na.. “Just friends” bolthe..!!! (Bangladesh was never ready to be a part of India)
Abhi itne mein Heroine ke ghar main toofan aagaya!!
Uska poora ghar chindi hogaya. Saare dostan margaye.. ab thode jo zinda the un bhi darr ke jeere the. (A massive cyclone hits Bangladesh (East Pakistan) taking many lives - one of the major incidents that paved way for the formation of Bangladesh).
Ab heroine ka papa tho gusse mein tha, tho who dekha ich nahi.
Ab kitna bhi gussa ho bhai, beti ku chod dete waisa? Ab beti ku patha chalgaya papa usse pyaar nahi karte. (West Pakistan, did not extend any help to its eastern half of the country. This made Bangladeshis more bent upon having a state of their own).
Itne mein heroine apne hero se aur close hogayi.. Gippudaina chepthada prema ante?? Le!! Gammuna kusundi.. Eid ke chand ka waiting karre?? (They did not join hands with India yet)
Scene -3 : Heroine aur papa ka break-up!!: Ab heroine ku malum chala ki papa tho fikar nahi karte apni, tho unke saath kaiku rehna? Maine bhi degree kari...ab kya mereko job nahi milta? Engineering kare tho alag baat ji, degree kare tho kaiku nahi milta???
Aisa bolke papa se rishta thod di... (They wanted a separate Bangladesh, courtesy Mujibur Rehman).
Ikkada important matter endante, apna hero abhi bhi silent.. Sammaga kurchoni Irani hotel la chai thagukunta Osmania bisketlu thitundu. Hyderabad la famous kada malla Chai Bisket.
Lekin ab heroine ke papa ku pasand aana na heroine ki baat? Nahi.. papa ko gussa chadgaya ab.
Papa planning karliye heroine ku leke jaane ki hostel se. (Pakistan decided to call war on Bangladesh to take it into complete control).
Scene – 4 : Bangladesh ku laga Dhakka!!: Ab heroine ke papa heroine ku leke jaane ke liye aaye. Itne mein apne side character-a aagaye – Mukti Bahini – heroine ke dostan!! Ye log tho aisa kheechre heroine ku uske papa se... amma ab bolna nahi hota uske baare mein. Magara bhi shuru hua asal pirablem (problem)…
Abhi inu leke jaana boletho leke jaa sakta na... nahi beech mein kaiku ki hero ke sar pe maara...
Acha guitar bajaara, shirt utharke nachra tha apna bandha usku kaiku maarna?? (Pakistan attacked 11 Air Force bases in India – Operation Chengiz Khan).
Hero ku gussa aagaya.. ab itne mein kya.. heroine ke dostan ye dekh ke bhaag ke aaye hero ke paas.
“India ji India ji, heroine ko aap bahut pasand ho, zara bachaincha raade”!!! (Finally Mukti Bahini took help from India to fight Pakistan).
Indian troops with the Mukti Bahini
Scene -5: Aakhri Climaxxxxxx: Gusse mein ab hero bhaaga villain ke peeche, ab villain ke patte nahi hai kya? Kitne bhi patte rehne do, apna hero ek ungli se uski garden marodke kachra kundi mein phenk deta. Ab Indian hero hai tho ich 500 ku maarleta... Idhar tho hero ka naam ich India hai... Malla enthamandini kottale? Minimum 5-digit number undoddu!!
Kam se kam 93000 gardana maroda!! (93, 000 troops nearly surrendered to the Indian Army)
Ab villain ki phat gayi.. aake chupchap chod diya beti ku. “Telvad ra naku.. neeku intha support undi ani thelide naku. Na vaallu andaru natho matladina naku ekva khushi undade, kani nee jaaga kelli okkaru matladina, oorantha chepkoni thiruguthunde nenu.” Ab heroine bhi dekhli, ye ich mauka hai bolke – “Ippatiki na chethi nee chethulu nadimitlane undi ra ayya” boldi.
Abhi Pakistan bhi kya karta, uske saare India mein baithe kaidh hoke. Acha jaa re bhai banale tera ghar bole (Bangladesh was formed successfully in 1971).
Hero apne ghar mein, heroine uske ghar mein tab se happy living ever after!! :P
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Ab ye kya story hai, isme hero kya kara bolke math socho. Heroine ku milna ich hero ka kaam hai kya ji ?? Ab heroine ku save kara bas nahi hai??
Konchem hatke theeddam bhai picture lu...
Ab actually agar hero nahi hota tho movie nahi, daily serial banta tha ye!! Manodu enter ayyindu kabatti jaldi jaldi la khatam chesindu motham hisaab.
(This is recorded as one of the the shortest wars in World history – lasted 13 days only!!)
Now...
On a serious note guys, many lives were laid down to protect our country during this war. 3,00,00 civilians from Bangladesh were killed and our Jawans paid their sacrifices too.
Let us all stand up and salute the Indian Army for its wonderful efforts in keeping us safe!! Make sure to visit the Amar Jawan Jyoti at least once in your life to pay tribute to the real heroes of the country.
Jai Jawan... Jai Hind!!!!
Thoda character-a describe kartu dekho tumahreku...
Mana Telugu cinemalla villain etluntar malla. Bhayanak undaru!! Atlane gee villain kuda.
Mana Prakash Raj, Shayaji Shinde aur Chennai Express ka Thangabali, sabka ‘All-mix fruit juice’ hai apna villain. Garam tha bahut ine.. aag babula bolthe dekho waisa ich. (Pakistan was a very hot place)
Apna Hero hamesha khamush tha bhai, Cinemalla chusthamga – entha godava aithunna chewing gum thintuntadu, lekunte kobbari bondam thaguthundu, sallaga untadu – Cool dude!!
Ab heroine tho alag ich. Gippude pilla pori ithundi annattu, garam thi bhai lekin ye alag ich garam hai, villain wala nahi. (Bangladesh was relatively cooler but sweat was equally produced, but to the eyes it was a land with greenery!)
Aage kya hota ki inka dekhinge...
Scene -2 : Ab heroine ke demand-a shuru!!!: Abhi kya hua boletho heroine hallu hallu badi hori..tho uske demand-a badhne shuru hogaye.
Unu papa ku phone karke, mereko khud ka ghar hona boli. Mein sambhal leti boli. (East Pakistan – now Bangladesh - did not like the rule to be completely vested in West Pakistan)
Ab papa chup baith the? Chupchap tu padhke wapis aa.. tereko apne mohalle ke baadi builder se nikah karvate bole. Heroine naaraaz hogayi. Ab is naraazgi mein apna hero guitar bajadiya!!!
Ab heroine naaraaz, hero ki awaaz.. prema pavurallu chudale bhai.. mana orrla thega aadesindi.. gatla unde scene.
lekin abhi ladkiyan malum na.. “Just friends” bolthe..!!! (Bangladesh was never ready to be a part of India)
Abhi itne mein Heroine ke ghar main toofan aagaya!!
Uska poora ghar chindi hogaya. Saare dostan margaye.. ab thode jo zinda the un bhi darr ke jeere the. (A massive cyclone hits Bangladesh (East Pakistan) taking many lives - one of the major incidents that paved way for the formation of Bangladesh).
Ab heroine ka papa tho gusse mein tha, tho who dekha ich nahi.
Ab kitna bhi gussa ho bhai, beti ku chod dete waisa? Ab beti ku patha chalgaya papa usse pyaar nahi karte. (West Pakistan, did not extend any help to its eastern half of the country. This made Bangladeshis more bent upon having a state of their own).
Itne mein heroine apne hero se aur close hogayi.. Gippudaina chepthada prema ante?? Le!! Gammuna kusundi.. Eid ke chand ka waiting karre?? (They did not join hands with India yet)
Scene -3 : Heroine aur papa ka break-up!!: Ab heroine ku malum chala ki papa tho fikar nahi karte apni, tho unke saath kaiku rehna? Maine bhi degree kari...ab kya mereko job nahi milta? Engineering kare tho alag baat ji, degree kare tho kaiku nahi milta???
Aisa bolke papa se rishta thod di... (They wanted a separate Bangladesh, courtesy Mujibur Rehman).
Ikkada important matter endante, apna hero abhi bhi silent.. Sammaga kurchoni Irani hotel la chai thagukunta Osmania bisketlu thitundu. Hyderabad la famous kada malla Chai Bisket.
Lekin ab heroine ke papa ku pasand aana na heroine ki baat? Nahi.. papa ko gussa chadgaya ab.
Papa planning karliye heroine ku leke jaane ki hostel se. (Pakistan decided to call war on Bangladesh to take it into complete control).
Scene – 4 : Bangladesh ku laga Dhakka!!: Ab heroine ke papa heroine ku leke jaane ke liye aaye. Itne mein apne side character-a aagaye – Mukti Bahini – heroine ke dostan!! Ye log tho aisa kheechre heroine ku uske papa se... amma ab bolna nahi hota uske baare mein. Magara bhi shuru hua asal pirablem (problem)…
Abhi inu leke jaana boletho leke jaa sakta na... nahi beech mein kaiku ki hero ke sar pe maara...
Acha guitar bajaara, shirt utharke nachra tha apna bandha usku kaiku maarna?? (Pakistan attacked 11 Air Force bases in India – Operation Chengiz Khan).
Hero ku gussa aagaya.. ab itne mein kya.. heroine ke dostan ye dekh ke bhaag ke aaye hero ke paas.
“India ji India ji, heroine ko aap bahut pasand ho, zara bachaincha raade”!!! (Finally Mukti Bahini took help from India to fight Pakistan).
Indian troops with the Mukti Bahini
Scene -5: Aakhri Climaxxxxxx: Gusse mein ab hero bhaaga villain ke peeche, ab villain ke patte nahi hai kya? Kitne bhi patte rehne do, apna hero ek ungli se uski garden marodke kachra kundi mein phenk deta. Ab Indian hero hai tho ich 500 ku maarleta... Idhar tho hero ka naam ich India hai... Malla enthamandini kottale? Minimum 5-digit number undoddu!!
Kam se kam 93000 gardana maroda!! (93, 000 troops nearly surrendered to the Indian Army)
Ab villain ki phat gayi.. aake chupchap chod diya beti ku. “Telvad ra naku.. neeku intha support undi ani thelide naku. Na vaallu andaru natho matladina naku ekva khushi undade, kani nee jaaga kelli okkaru matladina, oorantha chepkoni thiruguthunde nenu.” Ab heroine bhi dekhli, ye ich mauka hai bolke – “Ippatiki na chethi nee chethulu nadimitlane undi ra ayya” boldi.
Abhi Pakistan bhi kya karta, uske saare India mein baithe kaidh hoke. Acha jaa re bhai banale tera ghar bole (Bangladesh was formed successfully in 1971).
Hero apne ghar mein, heroine uske ghar mein tab se happy living ever after!! :P
******************************THE END*************************************
Ab ye kya story hai, isme hero kya kara bolke math socho. Heroine ku milna ich hero ka kaam hai kya ji ?? Ab heroine ku save kara bas nahi hai??
Konchem hatke theeddam bhai picture lu...
Ab actually agar hero nahi hota tho movie nahi, daily serial banta tha ye!! Manodu enter ayyindu kabatti jaldi jaldi la khatam chesindu motham hisaab.
(This is recorded as one of the the shortest wars in World history – lasted 13 days only!!)
Now...
On a serious note guys, many lives were laid down to protect our country during this war. 3,00,00 civilians from Bangladesh were killed and our Jawans paid their sacrifices too.
Let us all stand up and salute the Indian Army for its wonderful efforts in keeping us safe!! Make sure to visit the Amar Jawan Jyoti at least once in your life to pay tribute to the real heroes of the country.
Jai Jawan... Jai Hind!!!!
