Contributed by Hitheesha
Our country must be a magnet as irony strucks right through its face. So here's a list of 'CoNtRoVeRsIaL' things women must learn by end of 2018 to be well prepared for more barriers in 2019.
1. Do not. I said DO NOT ever marry a guy younger than you. It doesn't matter if he's proud of you. It doesn't matter if you feel like he's the one who'll love you to end. It doesn't matter even if he makes you the happiest person in world. If he's younger than you, then he's your younger brother, or even it's like you both share a mother-son bond. So don't marry younger guys. NO.
2. Don't even dare to have opinions especially on people contesting in reality show. Just observe what every one is pushing their opinion about and go with the flow. And don't complain about silly things like a cult or group abusing and shaming you and your family on social media for having different opinion. Such things are unacceptable. And hahah what? What are death threats? They don't even exist tho..lol.
3. Don't be too close to your girl gang. You'll be nicknamed 'section 377'. And also don't be close to your guy friends. You'll be called 'Indhu'
4. NO. Don't even think of going to gym. That's a sin. What do you mean you wanna workout as much as you want in gym?? NO. YOU CANT. oh and also...don't grow too much of weight. Not when you had a 'dream figure' back then. It's a sin. Don't grow weight. Join a gym or something.
5. DON'T even talk about love if you don't wanna get your tongue cut off. (or head). You don't have a right to love and marry your choice. (Avi mee pyaarents chuskuntaru kadaa...nik endukuuu) No it absolutely wasn't about caste. It's about love. So DON'T LOVE.
6. Hahahahah me what? #Meetoo ah? Saripoindi...prathi okkadu ochi 'false accusations ' icchi 'famous' aipodamane. Damn. Just don't even speak out on your awful experiences. No. I'm not hearing anything. They're fake. You're fake.
7. Oh again, even if you speak out on your #meetoo case or there's just a bunch of evidence that you've been raped and assaulted by son of famous politician, IT'S FAKE. IT'S JUST FAKE and a bonus, your father gets killed too...and WHOLE government respects you paying silence. So just LEARN the slogan #POLITICS_BEFORE_VICTIMS.
8. NO. What do you mean by gender equality?? JUST get back to kitchen. No. Women are not allowed to break religious misconceptions. Women are not allowed to follow their right in religion. LEARN that religious facade is more important and honoured than law.
