Things Every Ammayi With A Dirty Mind Will Relate To (Yep, Ammayi & Dirty Mind))

Guest Contributor Updated on Jul 16, 2019

Contributed By Vishnu Priya G Aslu ee topic gender neutral topic ga raddam ankunna kaani ee idea edo chepthe “All boys are the same ya” ani ma friend annadi. Oh my butt-hurt men! aaveshapadakandi, magallantha inthe ani generalize cheyyatledu kaani kontha mandi ammayilu maatram mi abbayalaki competition ostunnaru antunnanu ‘cause why should boys have all the fun? Basic ga vellani bold ani kontamandi, sigguledu asalu neeku ani inkontmandi judge chestuntaaru but I personally feel they don’t give a flying fuck to your validations because I am also a part of them. Assalu na badha ento neekenduku? Chadvandi firshtuuu! 1. What Is A Normal Conversation? ‘You need to increase your performance!’ ani boss anna, ‘E pump leak avthundi’ ani intlo evaranna, ‘I like watermelon more than grapes’ ani genuine ga evarayna conversation lo unna, ‘I like batting more than bowling’ ani famous cricketer comment ichina, ‘Wear helmet while you ride’ ani signal daggara warning board choosina veela imaginations ni aapalem. Meeku adi normal kavachu kaani avvane vallaki metaphors!

2. Entertainment If you have this kind of friend, trust me! You’d hate your life little less. Antey they make your hard day a little less smoother. There you go, I did you notice what I did there?

3. First Impression Is Always The Worst Saametha konchem marchaanu adjust cheskondi. So muchata endi ante vellaki alavatlu porapatu lo evaru enti ani sambandam lekunda matledesaaka ‘Vammo enti ee pilla ila matladesindi!’ ani bayapade valle next month ni chuttu cheri ah double meaning jokes estharu. They’ll love you for sure.

4. Judges High court judgement kanna strong veelladi! Mimmalni entha mandi admire cheshna there will be a group everywhere either in college or at your workplace constantly judges you. ‘Decency undakkarle?’ ‘Entha experience undo ala matladtundi’ ‘Abbayilatho ah jokes enti daridram ga’ ani antuntaru. Assalu patinchkoku nuvvu, they hate you because they can’t be like you. You be your best self girlll!

5. Opportunity seekers No matter how much you stay in your limits, kontha mandi yedavalu untaru! Arey ee pilla easy ga padipothundi ani, padachu but neekantu oka hrudayam daanikantu oka ishtam untadi. So, ilaanti candidates ki Baahubali 2 lo Tammannah ki ichinantha importance ivvandi, chaalu.

6. Human Encyclopedia Oorlo unna darma sandhehalu anni maname teerchinantha feeling ostadi. Endukante andaru ochi ninne adgutharu ‘What do men like?’ ‘What do women like?’ ‘Where do they like?’ ani. Irony entante ‘What do you like?’ ani evvaru adgaru. Tch tch.

7. Bitter Truth Nu intha matladthav intha hungama chesthav but nijanga you have been single for so long and you don’t have any experience in almost anything. Sad reality ani piluddam deeni koddi sepu. Ayyayyo jathakam em cheppatledu andi kaani oka sametha undi kada ‘Ariche kukka karavadu ani’ adi blind ga follow aypoyaanu.

8. No one makes a move Ante meeru fast ani o leka dirty minded ani o approach avvaru ani kadu but mostly meeru andarni friend zone cheshnattu gane thanani kooda chesthav ani o leka ‘Should I put a ring to your finger?’ ani thanu angaane ‘Wow that sounded dirty' ani nu antav ani o munduki raaleru. Nevertheless, you’ll find the one sooner or later.

Finally, no matter what they say ‘Don’t change for anyone as long as you think it’s right.’ hope you got the pun, anyways you don’t get anything!