(Contributed by Mounika Reddy)
Koncham laavu ga unna chaalu, inka adedho pedda papam chesesinattu meeda padipotharu antha. Gattiga kotti, ah veellakem pain undadu le anatam. Edho maku sparsa anedhi lenattu matladutharu. Edo pogideyandi, first priority ivvamani cheppatledu but disrespect chesi, prathisari insult cheyakunda unte chalu. Yes, laavu ga unte adhi maku problem kaavali. How are we bothering you in anyway?? Ivi, chaalavu annattu maku boledu kashtaalu.
1. "Chi malli jeans konali... prathi 3-4 months ki idho thala noppi aipoindhi" We have to keep buying new jeans because our fat thighs rub against each other in so much affection that they become "Torn jeans"!
2. Abbaaaa! Entha cute ga unnavooo*pulling cheeks* "Oorike buggalani laage vaallani maatram okkati peekali anpisthadi"
3. "Actually nuv ila chubby ga ne baguntaav, bakkaga aithe em bagundavu. Ilaage baaguntaav baby elephant laaga!" These are the same people who annoy you coz you are fat.
4. *stretch marks chusi* OMG, entadhi? Emaindhi? - "Nakem kaaledehe authal po". So embarassing to explain what stretch marks are. (telisi adugutharo, teleeka adugutharo artham kaadhu)
5. Unna problems chaalavu annattu, mana bathukki pet names okati... "Banda, Bondam, Laddu, Pandi, Dhobbu, Motu, Fatso, etc etc" .Ma amma nanna pettina peru thappa, anni perlu use chesi pilustharu.
6. Finding clothes becomes so difficult. Edhi nachhina "Maam mee size ledu, sorry" We are like "Ante, battalu sannaga unnavaalleh veskuntara?"
7. "Koncham exercise chesthe baaguntadhi emo?" We are like "Meeru noru muskunte inka bauntundhi emo??"
8. Chaala free advice lu istharu janaalu... "Adhi try cheyi, idhi try cheyi" ani. We are like "meeru eppudu aina silent ga undadaaniki try chesara?? Lekapothe ippudu cheyandi"
9. Em chesina weight loss avvanappudu "Chi deenamma jeevitham!!! Itla kadu kani kovvu kosi theeyincheskunta, o pani aipothadi." Few people thought of getting liposuction done atleast once.
10.Janaalu ane sooti poti maatalaku, We've all cried at least once.(entha sadism chupistharu ante, veellu ane maatalake arthamaipothundhi, veella mind lo entha bitterness untundho).
11. "Arey bakkaga aiyyavu nuvvu...good!!" Feel like a boss when someone tells you've lost weight or even look thin.
12. "Intha laavu ga unte anthe sangathulu.... inka neeku sambhandaalu raavu thalli" You are tired of hearing how you have to reduce weight or nobody will marry you. "Like, seriously!?!?"
13. Manaku maatrame thelsu eh angle lo photos theesthe sannaga kanipisthamo... "Lemme take a picture of you" Uhmm... Do you know the chubby photography rules?
14. "Idi laavu kadu, chubby/healthy/curvy/plump antaam" Edo okati cover cheskovali kada inka.
15. "Weight valla chaalaa problems ani maaku kuda thelusu kaani... exercise ante badhhakam, thindi ante prema" Somewhere deep down we know it's not healthy to be obese and want to lose weight, but those brownies, oh just yummm!!?
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