1. Socks: Oreyyy Pushkarrao!!!!!!! Naku okkasaranna snanam cheyinchara!!!!! Naku neelaa Deo kottukune adrushtam ledu.Kamputho kullipothunna. Gajjosthe gokkune facility kuda naku ledhuraa!!! Hmmmm!!!! Aina na pichi gani.... Nuvvu snaanaalaku teeskune gap, rajamouli cinemaalaki teeskune gap okatera!!!! Mee body ke ivvani sradha ee bodi socks ki istharaniexpect cheyadam na thappule!
2. Laptop: oreyy!!!! Nu folder ki pettina perenti.....save chese stuff enti!!!! Teeskunna RAM enti....vaade softwarelu enti??? Paathika velichi Prakash Raj performance ivvamante ekkadinundi ivvalra!!! Daaniki thodu malli nenu slow ga pani chesthunna ani naaku Dhobbulu. Bore kodithe velli cinema chudu lekapothe ameerpet lo ammayila hostels chuttu tirugu...anthe kaaani nannu nokki nokki champaku!!!
3. Addham: Enni saaarlu chusthav ra eddi nayala!!! Nedhemanna hrithik roshan face ani ne feeling ah??? Roju podhunne ne edhava moham chusinappudalla nela meedha padi suicide chesukovalani anipisthundi ra!!! Neelantolla valla na jaathi meedhe naku jaalesthundi!!! Yendutaakulu yerukune yerri mohamoda!!! Baristakelli bajjiladige balli mohamoda!!! Pothaav ra reyyyy naashanam aipothaav!!!!!
4. Bike: Konnapudu rojuki padhi sarlu thudichevadivi.... Ipudu assalu na gurinchi pattinchukovadame maanesav. Nandhi level lo performance isthunte nannu pandhini thokkinatlu thokkuthava ... Roju ne kindhundi mundhuki nadipisthunte... nu matram nannu enda vaana ani theda lekunda ishtamochinatlu thokkuthava... inka ammayi unte kinda meedha theliyadhu ayyagariki... Na weight antha undadhu ne weight... okasari kindhapadesthe ethanu kuda ethalevu neeku girlfriend avasaramaa beyy!!! Nagarjuna gaaru!!! Veediki bothiga driving sense lekunda pothundi sir... naaku emanna aithe evadu sir responsibility?? Eliminate him sir... eliminate him immediately!!!!!
5. Booju(spider web) : Paadubadda illallo kuda memundakudadhu ani clean chesthunna eerojullo...., Swach bharath abhiyan ani swayanga Modiji prakatinchinaaa vinakundaa aayanaki yedhurelli maree mammalni poshisthunnaru. Paiga ma spider man challaga undalani intlo lenapudu kuda fan vesi velthaaru, emichi runam teerchukovaalo ardham kavadam ledu. Meeru challaga undaali babayyaa!!!!
6. Shampoo bottle: Nenu puraanaallo Draupadhi ani anukuni aanandhapadaalo leka red light area lo prostitute anukuni badhapadaalo ardham kaavatledhu ra. Okkadhaanni enthamandhi vaadatharra??? Idhi chaladhannatlu pakka room ki kuda onsight projectla meedha pampisthaaru. EE rakanga vaadithe ventane aipokunda untaana??? Poni aipoinapudanna vadhulthaaraa anukunte adhi kuda ledhu...Naalo matter ledhu morroooo ani mothukuntu unte kuda vinakunda othuthu untaru...adhem sadism ra??..meekante rakthapinjarulu nayam!!! Shop ki velli inkoti konukkovachu ga pisinaari sannaasullara!!
7. Fridge: Oreyyy edhavallara!!! Enni rojulani store cheyyalraa aa paachipoina kooralni??? Avi thinenduku meeku siggu lekunna...pettukovadaaniki naaku ibbandhiga undhi... veelainantha twaraga thineseyandraa....EE kooralu thappa edhi pettalanipinchadha meeku?? Atleast pandlu kooragaayalanna pettandra... konchem naakkuda change la untadhi. Kallamundhu beerlu unna thaagaleni paristhithi naadhi...kaastha jaali chupinchandra!!!
8. Laundry bag: Ipputhaav,esthav..... Ipputhav,esthav ..... inka uthikedheppudura??? Poni ninnemanna chetho uthakamannana??? Washing machine lone kadha! Antha badhakam entra neeku??? Oopiraadaleka chachipothunna!!! Obesity vachi suffer authunna... charmam saagipothundhi...aina na meedha neeku jaali raavatledha??? Oka Bunion kampu kodithe chaalu theesesi na meedha vesthaave,alantivi enni mosthunna telsa nenu.... Sadhaarananga andaru disease vachi pothaaru... nenu matram ee kampu valla poyetlunna!!
9. Floor: Sandhu dorikithe chaalu nee kothi mookatho vachi kuppi genthulesthu untav!!! Asalu mee gurinchi meeru emanukuntunnaru ra?? Meeremanna micheal Jackson anukuntunnara?? Okadu naagini dance antadu..okademo sampoornesh babu signature step ani oka kaalu meedha nunchuntaadu...ennirojulu bharinchalra??.. Thalaa oka 500 vesi Oka pani manishinanna pettinchandraa!!! Roju water massage cheyinchukunta... meeku punyam untadhi. Its my request.
10. Bathroom: Na gurinchi entha thakkuva matladukunte antha manchidhi. Podhuna lechinappatinundi enno ghoraalu chusthuntaanu... inka ratraithe No Comments!!!!!!!!!!!!! No comments!!!!!!!!!!!!! No comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mee bachelor's room lo me daily items maatladithe, em antaayo matho share cheskondi...
