Contributed By Rajesh Khanna
Veellu kotte solluki hadhe undadhu bhayya! Solley ra somalingam ante Samantha ki Naga Chaithanyaki Madhya prema puttadaniki karanam veelle ani kuda cheppukuntaru!!
Sodhi cheputhaanamma sodhi cheputhaa..!! Jarigindhi jariginatlu cheputhaanu…lenidhi unnatlu cheputhaanu!!!
Veellaki Net connection lekapothe narakame! Ee “DAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN” lantivi veella vallane famous authuntayi. Porapaatuna net eh kadha ani peekesthe peeka kosthaaru!!
Facebook eh ra jeevitham... YouTube eh ra Shashwatham!!!
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He is a LEGEND!!! He is a LEGEND!!!!! He is a LEGGGENDDDDD!!! He is a LEGEND!!!!!
Veedu room lo kante GYM lone ekkuvasepu untadu annayya!! Poni room lo unnapudaina manatho matladathadanukunte Kooralo kaalesinatle!!! Addham mundhu kandalu chusukovadaniki...paalu gudlu udakabetti kummadanike saripothundi inka manatho em matladathadu!!!!
Orey Anjaneyulu!!! Thega Aayasa padipoku chalu!!!!!
Veedu next roju office lo nidrapothado ledho telidhu kani bhayya!!! Ratrantha phone lo girlfriend tho matladuthuneeee untadu!!!!! Veedu matladathado leka matladalsosthundho manaki ardham kaadhu. Ee JIO sim vachi bathikipoyadu kani...mundhu phone balance kosam bank balancelu kariginchevadu!!!
Kurrallam kadha!! Uduku Raktham… Maku pedhaga nidharlu pattav!!!
Veedu bachelor kompaki dorikina “NALUDU”. Telisi chesthado leka chesi thelusukuntado thelidhu kani... veedu chesina prathi item mana taste buds tho salsa cheyisthadhi!
Ne Vandithe Lokamee mingadhaa!!!
Jaathiyam veedi janma hakku. Veediki thana-mana ane theda undadhu!! Andaru samaaname, andaridhi veedi ‘saamaan’ame! Paste okadidhi soap inkokadidhi….Shirt okadidhi pant inkokadidhi… colour nacchithe pakkanodi drawyer vesukodaniki kuda venakaadadu!!
Ne paste naadhiro..ne soap naadhira..aa shirt naadhiro..ee pant naadhiraa!!!!! Eyyy!!!!
Veedu mana dikki kindhe unde Bangaaru khani lantodu. Month lo first half lo veedni manam peddhaga pattinchukokapoyinaa second half lo matram veedi avasaram chala untundi. Inka climax aithe cheppanavasaram ledhu!!! Chocolate nundi chicken varaku edhi avasaramaina dabbulakosam veedni gokalsindhe!!!
Raajuvayyaa!!!! Maharaajuvayyaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
We don’t smoke. We don’t drink. We don’t talk to girls. Ippatiki amma maata vintaam, nutrella thintam. Poddhunne lesthaam, praanayamam chestham. English cinemaalu chustham, bumchik scenes forward nokkestham. YES WE DO EXIST!!!
Nu Devudivi Saaamiii!
Veediki, piles patient ki peddha theda ledhu bhayya!! Iddharu okasaari kurchunte malli legaleru. Unnachotanundi inch kuda kadhalakunda Game of thrones nundi racchabanda varaku deenni vadalakunda laptop lo chusesthuntaru. Veedni lepagalige shakthi aipoyye laptop batteryki matrame untundi.
Le le le leleleeeeee na Raajaaa!!!!!!!!
Adhi emi guraka ra??? Godzilla gaandrinchinatlu….. Bandini silencer teesi tholinatlu...Amrish Puri aavalinchinatlu!!!!! Vinalekapothunnam ra baboyiiii... Nee guraka valla night antha goorkhalaa melkovalsosthundi!!!
Sound cheyyaku!!!! Kantam kosestha!!!!!!!
