This Story Of A Girl's First Ever Pubbing Experience Is Highly Illuminating!

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This Story Of A Girl's First Ever Pubbing Experience Is Highly Illuminating!

(One evening in 2014) Samyu: Manam Andaram kuda pub ki vellali ra. Suraj: Yes Samyu. Nuvvu annav ante vellalsinde. Satya: Avnu ra bhai. Ee pizza party lu chala cheskunnam. Prasanthi: Let's go Pubbing!!!

(Actual Pubbing evening in 2017) Suraj: Wassup Dude! Satya: Ni bonda ra Ni bonda! Thondaraga pada Samyu vallani time ki pick cheskoka pothe sampestaru. Suraj: Valleppudu time ki ravali le ra. Satya: Haa. Adi point ey le! (Fm: Ippudu Meeru vinaboye pata nenunnanu cinema lo nunchi ae swasa lo cherithe, ganam Chitra garu, sangeetham keeravani garu)

At Girls Hostel: Suraj: Vachi araganta aiyindi. Inka raledu. Oo kangaru pettav. Satya: Adigo vastunnaru Chudu. Suraj : Samyu cute ga undi kada ra. Ante ma selli kuda cute ga ne undi anuko.. Kani Samyu inka ekkuva cute ga undi kadaa! Satya: Oori edi eshaloo!

Prasanthi : (Shh..! Matladakandi Ani signal istu car ekkuthundi) Prasanthi : Ha Amma. Nenu friends tho dinner ki velthunnanu. Late avvachu. Repu poddunna Cal chestanu. Satya: Dinner anta. Chudu Bhayya idi Dini eshalu. Prasanthi: Ippudu Cheppandi ra pillalu what to do what not to do! Samyu : Yeee! Pubbing! Prasanthi : My first Pubbing! Suraj: Let's Gooo!

At the pub: (Sorry sir, shoes lekunda allow cheyamu) Satya: Fuck it. I will buy new shoes. Prashanti : Thondaraga ra! Lekapothe neeku paguluddi.

In the pub: Suraj : Happening place kada sis.! Prasanthi : Yea Bro! Super cool undi! Satya: So plan enti ante first round cocktails tho start chesi aa Tharavata slow ga range penchali anamata. Samyu: Nenu tagutha. Nenu tagutha. Prasanthi : Bring it on!

(While drinking cocktails) Samyu: Nee cocktail ela undi darling? Prasanthi : cough syrup la undi darling. Suraj : Nadi Mari darunam ga undi. Satya: Slow ga sip by sip enjoy chestu tagandi ra. Prasanthi : Ni ebba. Taste baledu ante enjoy cheyamantav enti ra haule. Suraj: Okay. Ela Aina tagali Ani fix iyyam kada. Let's do bottoms up together. 1,2,3.... Everyone: Yukkyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Okay now let's do shots. Prasanthi : Nenu fire shots try chesta. Satya: Nee mohaniki normal shots ae ekkuva. So shut up and sit. Suraj: Listen girls, Oke sip lo tageyandi. And eat some lemon with salt. Samyu: Enni cinema lo chudaledu ra. Let's start. (After First round) Prasanthi : (Sofa lo Relaxed ga kurchuni Looks at the ceiling and thinks.. Finally am in the pub..! 25 years ki ila ippudu kudirindi. Pub ante inthe na?) Satya: Guys.! DJ vachadu. Let's go to the dance floor. Samyu: Let's Gooo! Prasanthi : Naku dance radu. Suraj: Akkadiki vaste automatic ga ade vastadi.

Prasanthi - Self talk Loud music, Evaru enduku dance chestunnaro ela chestunnaro teliyakunda eguruthunna janam, Slow ga music start chesi aa Tharavata high pitch ki teeskellinappudu cheyi paiki ethi style ga jump cheste ade dance Ani Anamata! Done will rock it!

After Second round Prasanthi : Ammailu andaru make up veskuni cover cheyatam ae Kani manam antha stylish ga lekapoina manam ae bavunnam kada darling. Samyu: Manakenti darling! Cute fellows manam. Prasanthi : He He. (Prasanthi ceiling vipu chustu ee enjoyment kosam ae na andaru pub pub Ani egiredi. It is damn fun! Life lo jariginavi jarigevi Anni marchipoyi loud music lo, ilanti naluguri tho dance cheyatam chala exciting ga undi Inka tagithe naku biscuit avtadi. So that's it!)

Third round Satya: Let's do this guys! Prasanthi : Naku tiruguthundi ra. Samyu: Suraj, I love you. Satya: Let's take a drunken selfieeee Suraj: Oooooo! (Prasanthi n her ceiling talk - Asala tagakudadu anukunna chinna glass ae ga tageste pole Ani taguthunnama or tagali anipinchi taguthunnama? Or friends tho unnappudu equal Kakapothe ela Ani taguthunnama? What ever..! My first Pubbing soo Yeaaaaa!Fuck it!)

Loud music inka loud iyindi people are totally high, all of us are dancing, teen maar steps, bike driving steps em chestunnamo teliyadu but dance aagatledu, Madhyalo aravatam Asala taggatledu.

Time: 1:05 AM Waiter - Meeru untunnara? Lekapothe me place vere vallaki istanu. Suraj : Guys let's go..! Samyu: No.. I want to party more. Satya: Baga ekkesindi Kani, let's go.

At valet Parking: Waiting for the car Prasanthi stands away from the group, looks at the traffic lights, and starts crying. Suraj: Sis, Had fun? Prasanthi (Hugs Suraj and cries) Satya: Em iyindi? Samyu: Darling are you alright? Prasanthi :(Cries bad) Satya: Guys, Get into the car. Samyu : Darling car lo kurchundam pada...! Prasanthi now hugs Samyu and cries like a baby. Samyu: Everything will be fine. Don't worry. (Satya car start chestadu.. Fm: Ippudu Meeru vinaboye pata, Devadasu chitram lo nunchi Antha branthi yena jeevithana veluginthena? Padina varu Jamuna Rani) Suraj: You are brave than this. Satya: Nuvvu edustunte naku edupu vastundi aapave! Suraj: Eat this idly. Please don't cry. You are strong. Marchipoku. Prasanthi : Am cleansing myself Bro. Suraj: Ala aite okay, Kani Malli Edavaku. Satya: Last year hottest question Why did kattappa killed bahubali? Aite, ee year Why did Prasanthi cry? Is the most wanted answer! Samyu: I will take care of her.

Prasanthi next day: (In her dairy) Had lots of fun last night. 3 years nunchi anukunna planning nijam iyindi, felt so happy. Music unnantha sepu chala Bavundi, vere lokam lo unnattundi, music aagipoyi bayataki ragane mana Prapancham loki vachesanu. Same old traffic lights, same roads, nenu fail Aina relationship, naku unna problems Anni oka Dani Tharavata okati flash iyyay. Antha enjoyment Tharavata edchi vallani badha pettanemo anipinchindi but valla Daggara Kakapothe evari Daggara open avtanu! Enduko, vallu unte Chalu 'life seems alright!' anipinchindi.

On WhatsApp : Prasanthi : Guys, What's up??? Satya: How are you now? Suraj: Feeling better? Prasanthi : Adi antha okay Kani, when is our next Pubbing? Samyu: Enduku Malli edavataniki aa? Prasanthi : Evadu beh Evadu edchindi? Satya: Oori Dini eshalooo!

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