Contributed by Snehapriya V
We, the girls, almost all the time, face the so-called gender stereotype, by most uncles and aunties, even in the 21st century. What a pity! Manam vaallaki correct ka answer cheptenemo, pogaru antaru. Asalu em answer ivakapothe vaalu em ante adhe correct antaru. What a dilemma! Life is to live once, so why spend it by getting suppressed by the society?
Here are some savage replies you can try giving to the junk of gunk!
Q1. “Ammayi, naa drushtilo oka abbayi unnadu, manchi software udyogam, America lo green card holder. Nuvvu sare ante mee amma nanaki kaburu chesta, inka ennalu ani ila ontariga kurchuntav?”
“Ayyo, meeku anta srama enduku aunty? Nenu ippude pelli cheskodalchkoledu kabbate ila ontariga unna. Mee abbayi ontariga undatam anta kashtamga unte chepandi, mee abbayiki nenu sambhandham teeskosta. Oka broad minded family lo �� “
Q2. “Enti Ammayi? Vanta raadha??”
“Mee abbayiki vacha aunty vanta?”
Q3. “Neeku enduku amma intha chaduvu? Elago pelli chesi pampinchestaru ninnu vere intiki. Akada udyogalu, ivvani oppukoru. Abbayi kante ekkuva qualifications unte vinadaniki baundadu”
“Ayyo aunty. Kontha mandiki inka sarigga gnanoodayam avvaledhu, vaallaki koncham nerpinchali, anduke chaduvu chala mukhyam. Anduke education neglect cheyakoddu antaru, mee case lo ade jarginattu undi ��”
Q4. “Mee friend Sarika ni chusava? Vere evaro ammayi ni preminchindanta. Siva siva. Deenikanna chetta vishyam inkem untundi?
“Mee buddhi eh aunty ��”
Q5. “Antha chinna chinna battalu veskuni, aa nadumu mottam chupinchkuntu ela veltaru amma baitiki? Anduku ee rape cases anni”
“Oh thanks for the concern aunty! 2 years old pillalni kuda rape chestuna ee samajyam lo tappu maade ani meeru cheptunte chala asahyam vestondi. Mee kodkulaki manners nerpinchandi first. Mari meeru kuda chiralu veskovadam maneyandi. Meeko nyayam maako nyayam aa?
Q6. “Babe, neeku aa time of the month kada? Anduku visukukuntunavu. You’ll be fine soon!”
“It’s called ‘Period’ and not ‘aa time of the month’. Thikka? Nuvvu chesina paniki nenu frustrate ayya. I don’t even remember if I was on my period.”
Q7. “Just Ammayilu chudataniki baguntaru ani oka silly reason toh sports chustaru anthe, Mee ammayilaki em thelsu sports gurinchi?
“Saina Nehwal, was the first Indian female badminton player to become world No. 1. Sri Lanka has won only one Test series against the Australians till date. In football, There are four types of special teams: kick off, return, kicks, block and return punts. Dhanraj Pillai is the only Indian to play in 4 Olympics, 4 World Cups, 4 Champions Trophy and 4 Asian Games. Does this answer your question? �� “
Q8. “Abbayi unte family ki chala support amma. Valle helping hand annitiki”
“Abbayi putali ante, oka ammayi a kavali andi ��”
Q9. 'Ee madhya rangu baaga thaggav amma, Enda lo ekkuva thiruguthunnava?'
'Life lo andaru khali ga kurcholeru kadhaa, Aunty.'
