Okay okay okay, Hindi is 4th highest speaking language in world! Maku adhi telusu, kani em cheyamantaru! Maku sarigga ochi chavadhu! Aina adhi ma tappu kadhu lendi, maku ardham ayyela matladalekpothunaru chudandi, mi tappu adhi ? Telugu, English tho manage chesedham ante kudardhe! Konthamandhi choosi choosi manalne endhuku tagulukuntaro ardhamkadhu ??♂️ Aa Hindi matlade vallu tagulukunappudu, ma kastalu ento mire chudandi:
1. Hindi radha ? ‘Enti ra, nu chinnapatnunchi Hyderabad lone untunav ga! Hindi rakapodam enti assalu?’ - Most irritating and most common question ? Hyderabad lo unte Hindi ravalani ye puranam lo rasaru ra? ani adagali ani untadhi. Kani em chestham, adagalem.
2. Ok, let's mimic them! Oddhu oddhu ana Hindi movie ki tiskeltharu, akkada manaki em ardhamavtadhi ani tisukeltharo naku ardhamkadhu. Andharu navvunthunte, vallani choosi manam kooda navvutham, badha padithe ‘Ehe endhi ee lolli, nannu *******’ anukuntam!. Andhuke entha exceptional movie ani talk ochina, subtitles ochevarku wait chestham.
3. Talking with delivery guys! Me: ‘Ha bhayya, ekkadunaru!’ Delivery guy: Telugu nai aatha! Location bholo na? Me: Abba, vidiki address ela cheppali abba! Okay, Benz showroom left, straight, last building. GPS dekho, same location! English lo chepthune Hindi la manage chestham ?
4. When we visit other states! Inka pakka states ki velthe janak janak payal bhaja ne? Andhari tho english lo matladalemu ga! Ye kya hai? Kitna hai? Kam me dedhona? Kaise jaana? These are some standard battified practices!
5. Hindi Whatsapp forwards ?? Just ignore them yaar! Assalu chadavataniki try kooda cheyamu. Kavalante oka 2 smileys pampistham ? Porapatuna, akkada emaina serious content unte mathram chaalaaa bagodhu! We will end up in the most embarrassing situation.
6. Translation takes time yaar! Hindi lo em matladalo dhanni okoko word mind lo Telugu➡Hindi translate cheskuntam. So aa process ki koncham time pattudhi. Reply late ostadhi. Dayachesi patience tho undandi!
7. Office nasaa! Colleagues lo North Indians ekkuva unte anthe sangathulu. Vallu matladedhi sagam sagam ardhamavthay. Andharu padi padi navvuthuna, manam blank face pettukuni kurchuntam.
8. Customer care calls Customer care vallu evaraina call chesi Hindi lo matladthe! Sorry, I'm more comfortable with English ani cheppadame! Vallaki English osthe 'Batikinchav ra babu' anukuntam! Rakapothe immediate ga call cut cheyadame, inka no other option!
9. Maraname idhi ??? Shop keepers, Waiters, Security, Strangers! Villatho em matladalana chala tough! Edho pai paina manage chestham. Vallu em chepparo ardham cheskunte goppolu avtharu, lekapothe ma lantollu avtharu.
10. Visiting Hindi friends home! Valla intiki vellinappudu obvious ga valla parents manatho edhokati matladtharu, andhulo rendu moodu ardham avthay. Kaise ho? Ghar me sabh thik hai na? ante thala oopestham! Anthaku minchi em adigina sare, oka chilipi smile visaradame!
11. 'Pakkana vallu matladithe ardham aitadhi kani, manaki matladam rani' batch! Rei rei, Nu cheppedi naku kastha kustho ardham avtundhi, kani nenu perfect ga convey cheyalenu! Alane nu kooda nenu cheppedi ardamcheskunte em problems undav kadha! Nuvvu endhuku ra telugu nerchukoledhu, nalugu yela nunchi Hyderabad lo paduntunav kadha. Malli roju matho sitting kooda esthav!Minimum common sense ledhu ra niku, chi! Oka night ma friend ni ila eskunanu ?
12. Maku Hindi ochu** Yes, maku Hindi ochu. Kani konni chotle matladtham. Abbo, em matladtharu antara? Thoda pyaaz dhalo na? Aapka naam kya hai? Bill kithna hua bhayya? Apna time ayega! Ilantivi baga matladi makuda Hindi ochu ani collar egarestham! And china pillalu tho aithe chala confident ga matladtham.
Tappu matladina parledhu! Matladthunte mellaga adhe ochestadhi. Manalni saracastic ga edipichetollu chala mandhi untaru, kani vallaki manakantem Hindi oka rendu mukkalu ekkuva ochuntadhi, anthe! So andharini tag chesi padeyandi! Cheers!