Hyderabad's roads are awesome. No, really. You get to see the most entertaining of characters on our roads... It's more fun than watching any masala movie. Veellallo manaki chala common ga kanapade characterlu kinda, mee vinodam koraku!
1. The Baby Drivers: They have that L sticker stuck to their car since the beginning of time. Ante accidentlu chesesina, janaalani champesina parledu...just "learning" kabatti. Students ki chance iyyali kadamma!
2. The Maantal Multitaskers: Unna panulu anni bandi paine cheseskundaam anukune kakkurthi facelu veellunu! Cell phone pattukuni pellam tho godava padatam nunchi bammardi tho beer planlu eskune varaku anni bandi paine kanicheddam anukuntaaru. Eppudo poyi divider ki guddutharu. Saripoddi.
3. The Middle Monkeys: A little lesson. Road lo rendu lanelu. Okati left lane, which is the slow lane, and the right one, the fast lane.There is NO middle lane.
But these guys create it for themselves. "Rules are for fools, man." ani Seethayya laaga yevari m*** ki vinaru.
4. The Road-Owner-Kids: "Yeh road mera baap ka hai" ane feeling tho R15 lu, Duke lu eskuni short stretch la lo max acceleration tho pothuntaaru. Poyi malli manam aage traffic lo ne aaguthaaru etlaina. Endo eella katha...
5. The Subway Surfers: Sandu dorikithe chalu, doorcheyatame... Adey, bike andi. In their eyes, roads are more like the premise of a hit android game. Road pai nundi footpath ki, veelaithe evari apartment complex lopali nunchaina vellagala sattha veellalo pushkalanga undi.
6. The Headless Chickens: Vallu munduki poru, manalni poneeru. They behave like aligina girlfriends who won't cut the call, nor let you cut it. Chirakochesthadi ra ayya!
7. The Aathram Bwoyys: Signal padi andaru wait chesthonte...veellu maathram kinda meeda padi velipoyi, bandi max raise chesi munduki venakki dance aadthuu untaru. Vallu save chesina padi sencondla lo jeevitham lo em peekesaro adagalanipisthuntundi.
8. The "Horny" Fools: They're easily the most impatient people on the road, along with the aathram bwoyys. Veellaki sugaru ekkuva avvadam valla ucha aapukoleka ala kodthunee untaru. Adenandi, hornu. Mundu bike, car, auto, barre...edi vachina kodtharu, okkosari vividha tune la lo. Aakhariki red signal mundunna kuda.
9. The Paan Mastaans: 'Thookna' is their favorite all-time sport. Paan ni namili intha artistic ga ummeyachu ani veellani chusaka ardhamavthundi. Veella chalava tho roadlu vividha design la tho chala andam ga tayaravthuntayi...
P.S - Ee artist la ki konchem distance maintain chesthe manchidi.
10. The Learning Ladies: A mixture of the baby driver and the headless chicken with the additional feature of being a woman. :P Mana bandiki venaka nunchi dash ichi mellaga "Sorry bhayya" antaaru... Guddinde kaaka malli brozone ah?? Nenu oppukonu!
11. The Confused Pedestrians: These guys juuust can't make up their mind. Roaddu lo sagam varaku vachi, malli lite teeskuni cheyi chupinchesi venakki velipotharu. Daniki thodu chevullo ah earphonelu okati, aambothu medalo dolu laaga. Asalu veella plans endo, schemes endo, approach endo...
12. Bathuku Two Wheeler Bandi: Oka bandi paina asalu iddaru vellali. Students ayithe petrol save cheskotaniki mugguru velthuntaaru. Kani ee crazy fathers motham joint family ni eskuni pothuntaaru. Circus lo baaga future unna candidates.
13. Nenu eede untaa...pulibidda manam!: Akkada pedda vishayam undadu... Bumper ki chinna scratch paduntundi. Daaniki veellu chese raaddantham antha intha kaadu.
Edutodi ammaki sweet names ichukuntuu, valla janma rahasyalani chedisthuu timepass chestharu. Flyover, Highway, ekkadaina sare... Asalu taggede ledu. Ee loga manaki alavatayipoyina traffic jamu sharamaamule... Obviouslyyy!
Bonus Input from Bisket Vidya!
The Creepy Dyoods: This one specifically for the girls! Bandi meeda unna Car lo unna, yelagola sandu chuskoni mana vehicle pakkana doori, manani chudatam janma hakku laga behave chesevallu. Mundara truck guddesthunna mirror lo mana mokam chuseddam ani aaratam. Vallu concentrate cheyyaru manani cheynivaru. Irritating fellows!
Ilanti yeriety characterlu meeku inka thagilunte kinda comments eskondi!
5. The Subway Surfers: Sandu dorikithe chalu, doorcheyatame... Adey, bike andi. In their eyes, roads are more like the premise of a hit android game. Road pai nundi footpath ki, veelaithe evari apartment complex lopali nunchaina vellagala sattha veellalo pushkalanga undi.
6. The Headless Chickens: Vallu munduki poru, manalni poneeru. They behave like aligina girlfriends who won't cut the call, nor let you cut it. Chirakochesthadi ra ayya!
7. The Aathram Bwoyys: Signal padi andaru wait chesthonte...veellu maathram kinda meeda padi velipoyi, bandi max raise chesi munduki venakki dance aadthuu untaru. Vallu save chesina padi sencondla lo jeevitham lo em peekesaro adagalanipisthuntundi.
8. The "Horny" Fools: They're easily the most impatient people on the road, along with the aathram bwoyys. Veellaki sugaru ekkuva avvadam valla ucha aapukoleka ala kodthunee untaru. Adenandi, hornu. Mundu bike, car, auto, barre...edi vachina kodtharu, okkosari vividha tune la lo. Aakhariki red signal mundunna kuda.
9. The Paan Mastaans: 'Thookna' is their favorite all-time sport. Paan ni namili intha artistic ga ummeyachu ani veellani chusaka ardhamavthundi. Veella chalava tho roadlu vividha design la tho chala andam ga tayaravthuntayi...
P.S - Ee artist la ki konchem distance maintain chesthe manchidi.
10. The Learning Ladies: A mixture of the baby driver and the headless chicken with the additional feature of being a woman. :P Mana bandiki venaka nunchi dash ichi mellaga "Sorry bhayya" antaaru... Guddinde kaaka malli brozone ah?? Nenu oppukonu!
11. The Confused Pedestrians: These guys juuust can't make up their mind. Roaddu lo sagam varaku vachi, malli lite teeskuni cheyi chupinchesi venakki velipotharu. Daniki thodu chevullo ah earphonelu okati, aambothu medalo dolu laaga. Asalu veella plans endo, schemes endo, approach endo...
12. Bathuku Two Wheeler Bandi: Oka bandi paina asalu iddaru vellali. Students ayithe petrol save cheskotaniki mugguru velthuntaaru. Kani ee crazy fathers motham joint family ni eskuni pothuntaaru. Circus lo baaga future unna candidates.
13. Nenu eede untaa...pulibidda manam!: Akkada pedda vishayam undadu... Bumper ki chinna scratch paduntundi. Daaniki veellu chese raaddantham antha intha kaadu.
Edutodi ammaki sweet names ichukuntuu, valla janma rahasyalani chedisthuu timepass chestharu. Flyover, Highway, ekkadaina sare... Asalu taggede ledu. Ee loga manaki alavatayipoyina traffic jamu sharamaamule... Obviouslyyy!
Bonus Input from Bisket Vidya!
The Creepy Dyoods: This one specifically for the girls! Bandi meeda unna Car lo unna, yelagola sandu chuskoni mana vehicle pakkana doori, manani chudatam janma hakku laga behave chesevallu. Mundara truck guddesthunna mirror lo mana mokam chuseddam ani aaratam. Vallu concentrate cheyyaru manani cheynivaru. Irritating fellows!
Ilanti yeriety characterlu meeku inka thagilunte kinda comments eskondi!
