Presenting Real Life "Kashtaalu" That Every Middle Class Bachelor Will Surely Relate To!

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Presenting Real Life "Kashtaalu" That Every Middle Class Bachelor Will Surely Relate To!
(article by Krishna Boyina)

General ga month anthaa kashtapadedhi salary kosamey. 30th na "Your account is credited with ....." aney msg chudaganey kaligey anandam antha intha kaadhu. Oka pakka maatallo cheppalenantha aanandam inko pakka ah anandam enni rojulu untaadho theliyani confusion...oka middle class bachelor employee ki 30th na kaligey anandam 10th kalla ela avirayipoddho chuddham

Last Month Pending Debts: Chala mandhiki salary paddaaka first ochchey aalochana (of course beer eddhama, Biryani thindaama aney anukondi) adhi kaakunda last month avasaraniki aadhukunna apadbaandhavuley gurthostharu. Theesukuney tappudu tesesukuntam. Kaani thirigi return chesey appudu maathram lopala feeling "chi denemma jeevitam! ee appu ni kanipettina vaadini chepputho kottina tappu ledhu!". Nelalo sagam jeetham appulakey pothundi.

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Jil Jil Jiga Jiga: "Enthaina salary padindhi babai...Naa maata vinu, eesariki eseyyi..." ani manalo rendo vaadu rechagoduthu untaadu, bayata vaadu maathram "babai boledu karchulunnai. Control!" antadu. Daaniki thodu office nunchi room ki poyye daarilo sandhukoka dukanam untadi, ra ra ani pilusthu untadhi. Aa lopala-bayata feelings untaayi... ado rakam le. Motthaaniki lopalodi maatey neggudi anukondi... ah night jil jil jiga jiga!! Ikkada konchem salary swahaaaaaaa :P

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Rento Rakshati Rashitaha: Eedenti 'Rakshita' antunnadu anukuneru sudden ga :P :P :P Idhi andariki common ga undedhey. Every month 2nd ki ready ga untaadu owner... "em babu, rent isthara?" ani entha gowrawam ga adigina, manaki maathram "nee salary kotteyadaniki nenochesa!!" ani arundhati cinema lo aghora voice lo vinipistadhi :P :P :P akkada konchem salary Payeeeeeeeee..........

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Ahahha Bojnambu: Edhunna Lekapoyina kachitam ga time ki padaalsindhi maathram food ey. Room loney vandukuney vanta maastaarlu ki aithey ee food shopping oka peddha thalanoppi. Market ki vellaaka, "adhenti...? kandipappu intha rate eppudu perigindi? Tomatolu thaata tesesthunnay, vankaayalu vongobettestunnayi, maree karivepaku kuda costly aipothey nenelea bathikedhi?" antu ichey ascharyardhakalu untaayi chudandi... abbbaaabbaaaa... Yedhi entha cost unna konnukoka tappadanukondi :P :P

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Petrol Baadhudu : Petrol cost enthunna kaani manam kottichedhi vandey :P Aina sarey okatey feel. Chi denemma jeevitam prapancham lo pratidhi ratelu perugutunnayi okka naa salary tappa aney feeling.

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Cinema Picha : Ika ee cinema picha edaithe undi chusaru,,,, Enduku le... Friday vasthe chaalu... 3 to 4 movies release avthuntaayi. Piracy ni choodalem theater ki podhaamantey budget sahakarinchadhu. Nelaki 10 cinemalu release aithey edho okato rendo choose chesukovaalsina paristhithi. Migilina vaati DVDrip lu vachey daaka torrent sites meeda padipovadam :P

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Chi Yedava Jeevitam Anipichey Kshanalu : Idantha kaakunda oorilo udhyogam leni friend okadu phone chesthaadu. "Neekentra Hyderabad lo job chesthunnaav, nelaki 25000 sampaadisthunnav, memendhuku gurthuntaam raaaaa..." antaadu. Navvaalo edavaalo teliyani paristhithi... inti nunchi phone chesi "Em chestunnaav ra jeetham...?" antu untaru. Ika soodu... sachindi gorrey.

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Puttina Roju Jeh Jeh lu : Unna Goley Doola theerchestuntey... adhey nela birthday untey untadi bhayya...! Mana friends birthday party ki poyi peethalu taaginattu taagesi, mana birthday ki party ivvaka pothey chaaaaala baagodhu. Birthday party jariginantha sepu baaney untadhi kaani podduna lecheysariki hangover ki bonus ga bank vaadu pampey balance message lu chusthuntey debbaki hangover egiripoddi antey.

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Inka rechargelu, outinglu, hometown ki velli raavadam, 2 months ki okkasaari shopping lu ila doola theerchesey concept lu enno untaayi. Inka daaniki thodu local lo lover untey aa baadhalu varnanaatheetham. Veetikosam prathinela chesey chinna chinna appulu, malli salary raaganey same process repeattttt! Manam anukunattu undadaniki budget sahakarinchadhu, unna budget lo batakadaaniki manasu oppukodhu. Atu egiripoleru itu aagipoleru, madhyalo midi midi aanandam tho brathikesthu untaaru mana middle class bachelor employees.