Whatsapp vacchaka manam entha sukha paddamo, network vallu antha badha paddaru. Ippudaithe data pack vepinchesi neat ga chat cheskuntunnam. Kaani appatlo messages kosam sollu veyyadam kosam enni kashtaalu paddamo. Juyyiiiiii mani time machine veskuni velli chusi vaccheddham.
1. Extra undakapothe Kashtam kadhaa: Rendu sim lu. Okati tring tring ani phone lu matladadaniki, inkokati tikku tikku ani messages cheyyadaniki. Oka dhantlo dabbulu untai, inkoka dhantlo offer lu untai. Manaki rendu maintain cheyyadam lo experience start ayyedhi aa moment lo ne.
‘Reyy night naa Reliance number nunchi message chesthaa... marchipoku’ laanti common dialogues.
2. Nagalokam loki Pravesam: Ippudante edo inni smartphones, vatillo games vachesayi gani... Mana 1100 lo undevi rendu games, andulo mana favorite Snake game. Inter lo venaka bench lo kurchoni enni gantalu gadichipoyevo ala ala...
3. Andhamaina Rathrulu: Rathri 9 avvagaane, manalo HULK gaadu nidra lesthadu ane vishayam Network vallaki kuda telusu. Dhaanni addam pettukuni night offers pravesha pettesaru. Lovers matladukovadaniki special offers anna mata. 20/- petti recharge cheyisthe 60/- balance vasthundhi. Inka chudu naa saami ranga, rendu card lu koneskuni. Veetini gollatho geekadam, phone lo papa ni gokadam. Jil Jil Jigaa Jigaa!
4. SMS Plans: Poddhunne nidra levagaane oka kullu joke inbox lo ready ga untadhi. Manam paasi moham tho manasaara navvukuni, dhaanni inkoka 10 mandhiki forward cheyyadam mana bhadhyatha. Indulo rendu rakala plans untayi malli. Endho ee araachakaalu.
5. Netthi meedha Kaayi - Gundela meedha Raayi (TRAI): TRAI ani madhyalo evado gutle gadu vacchi oka thuppas rule pass chesadu. Rojuki 100 messages limit ani. Appati nunchi maatalu marintha amulyam ga thayaru ayyayi…
Before TRAI rule:
1: Hi 2: Em dng? 3: Thinnava 4: Em kura?
After TRAI Rule:
1: Hi.. Em dng? Thinnava? Em kura? Plate evaru kadigaru? Nuvvu perugu packet lodhi vaadathva? Cup lo vaadathava? Pakkinti nunchi adukkuni thecchukunna thodu ni paala lo veskuni tintaava?
6. Ippudu One Plus Phonelu.. Appatlo One plus One free phonelu: ‘Reliance pravesha peduthundhi One plus one offer. Rs. 999 ke rendu dabba phone lu konukkuni okati mee papa ki icchi, roju free ga gantalu gantalu sollu veyyandi. Ee offer ee pandaga varuku mathrame. Twarapadandi!’ ani appatlo ads thega vacchevi.
Mana lo dhakkunna HULK endhuku aaguthadu inka. Mood vachinapudu gantalu gantalu matlaadi aasthulu ammukovadam badhulu, dabbulu dhaachukuni okesari phone konesthe set aipoddhi ani feel.
5 mins matladagaane aa phone lu heat ekkipoyevi... Papam kadhaa manam.
7. Offers Ekkuva - Coverage thakkuva: Aa tharwatha konni dabba networks puttuku vacchayi. Okka paisa tho mee friends tho sollu veyyandi, rendu paisalatho mee girlfriend ki muddhu pettandi laanti offers vacchesayi... Kaakapothe signal oka pulla kuda undadhu (signal points ni maa urlo pullalu antaaru lendi). Mana bathroom lo moola unna cheepiri daggaraki velli nunchunte kaani aa signal radhu.
8. Pandaga - Dabbulu Dhandaga: Inni rojulu manaki inni offers icchi DVS Karna lo NTR laga unna mana network vallu, sudden ga Varna lo Anushka laga wild ga behave chestharu. Pandaga raagaane message offer lu aapestharu. Manam poddhunne nidra matthu lo porapatuna marchipoyi, Happy New Year ani oka 10 mandhiki forward kottama.. anthe sangathulu. 10 rupees bisket aipoddhi.
Pandaga roju poddhunne mukham mogga laga pettukuni evvariki cheppukoleka musukuni kurchovali.
9. Last but Best: Inka ee message tho offer aipothundhi, phone lo last paisa migili undhi, 100 messages ee message tho aipothayi ane time lo manalo Budget Padhmanaabham bayataki vasthadu. Appudu peddha Bisket story raastham. Lovers aithe chepakkarledhu.
‘Ok ok inka unta. Idhe last msg. Repu mrng malli msg chestha, appudu luv cheskundham. Gd n8, Byebye, C u, Swt Drmz, Ghee Swt Drmz, Rasagulla drmz’ ani.
Papam ee kashtam mana college Principal ki kuda raakudadhu bhayya. ☹
Prayaanikulaku vignapthi. Gaadi number okati okati rendu moodu aidhu vachesindhi. Miru chesina time travel ippati tho mugisindhi. Kindha unna platform meedha mee kosam Comments wait chesthunnai. Mee yatra ela unnadhi? Em entertainment miss cheskunnaro thelupavalsindhiga. Mee TC Masala Sundeep koruthunnadu.
Shukriyaa. ;)








