We honestly love our parents, they are the most important people in the world. But antaru kada andi.. the people we love the most have the capacity to drive us crazy ani. One of the ways our parents drive us crazy is by joining social media. Mundu manam anukuntamu appudu veele na manaki nerpinchedi manamu kuda mana world ela untado chupidamu ani. Starting lo nenemi chesthanu ra FB join iyyi ani antaru. Ponile papam ani anni nerpisthamu. Kani idhe arrogance manalni debbatheesthayi. So presenting to you few situations we all are forced to face when our parents join social media:
1. Constant video call: Video call nerpichadame aalasyam, edaina chinna pani unte chaalu video call chestharu. Edo important leda serious issues ki chesthe emmana meaning untadi, kani veelu nidara ninchi lepi padukunnava ani adugutharu. By mistake kopam vasthe, ninnu chudalani chesam sare inka disturb cheyyamu anesi emotional blackmail.
2. ‘What’s up’ First of all vaalu ‘WhatsApp’ ni ‘What’s up’ ani pilustharu, enni sarlu correct chesina situation maaradu. Malli family groups anevi adusthayi ga, andulo’Good morning’ posts di yedava nasa, sare oka group ante tattukogelam, same manushulu different groups ante okate sutti ni malli malli cudali ante yevarikana kaalda? Malli ee groups ni exit chese permission kuda undadu, so group ni and manalni maname mute cheskoni bathikeyali
3. Adding Them Manaki vaalu social media lo em cheyyagalaru ani ardham iyyaka silent ga unfriend chesesthamu. Adi ela iyyindi ani oka interrogation, naakem thelsu adi application lo problem iypothuntayi ani sollu chepthamu. Adi nammaka malli add cheskomani aduguthu untaru, chestha chestha ani manamu antamu, idi konni days jarigaka maname surrender iypoyi accept cheyyali request.
4. Selfies Appudu appudu unintentional ga funny untarandoy. Emmana shopping cheyyadaniki velthe selection ki manake pampistharu. Selfies manthram only close up shots andi, select cheyyalsina battalu kuda kanipinchakunda utti moham ni zoom chestharu.
5. Uploading bad pictures of us/ childhood photos Manaki theliyakunda vaala deggara oka secret weapon untadi, ade mana patha photos. Ivi mamul photos kaadu, veetini chuskoni manake ‘Enti intha ugly ga unnama? Lokam manalni ela bharinchindi?’ ane doubts vasthayi. Ilantivi, manamu chinnapudu battalu lekunda lekapothe abbayilaki ammayi get up lo photos my dearest daughter/ or son ani upload chestharu. Mana moham ekkada pettukovalo ardham kaadu.
6. Typing speed Veela typing speed asal inko range lo untadi andi, adi Facebook iyna, WhatsApp iyna, Instagram iyna. Oka ghanta type chestharu, ekkada emi thelsipoyindo leda elanti lecture vasthundo ani expect chesthamu. Antha sepu manalni suspense lo petti ivvala em thinnavu ani adugutharu. Just chethulu ethi namaskarinhagalam, inkem cheyalemu. But mana paga autocorrect theeruchukuntadi.
7. Blue tick/ last seen Asal personal space anedi mayam iypothadi. Mundu iythe 10ke padukuntuna anesi 12 ki party ninchi intiki vachevaalam, vaalu happy, manamu happy. But ippudu last seen valla parents kuda manaki break up cheppesthunaru. Adi chaaladu ante blue ticks, manamu chusi reply ivvaka pothe intiki vellaka Mahabharatame.
8. Enti idhi.. maak enti idhi?? Deenikanna champeyamanandi, asalu manamu appudo tennagers ga unnapudu chesina stupid posts mida ethiki mari comment chestharu. Asal manalni embarrass cheyyadamu vaalaki thelsi chestharo theliyaka chestharo ardham kaadu but mana friends avi chusi navvadam matram khayam.
9. Ask you to reply to other family members on the group Family groups = sodi , this is as simple as I can make it. Vaalu edo ardham pardham leni message pedthar daniki obviously manaki time inka opika assalu undadu. Antha prema ga me uncle neeku message pedithe reply cheyyava, idhe nerpinchama neeku, ne samskaram ekkada ani manalni force chestharu. Samskaraniki social media ki sambandham enti ani manamu kottukuntamu.
10. Rethinking every post of yours Manadi social media lo 2 phases untay- before our parents join and after our parents join. Before parents join midnight party photos, taagesina beer bottle photos untayi but vaalu vachaka mamul abbayilu who are friends tho photo pettadaniki kuda bhayapadathamu. Edo thakkuva anchana vesthamu kaani veelu kuda chaala sharp ani.
