Pizza Order Cheyatam Mee Hunger ki Haanikaram
"Hello Sir, Can I take your order, Sir?"
"Yeah.. Umm.. Non Veg Unda papa, sunday kada? "
" Yes Sir, Here is our menu card, sir "
" Oh ok ok...identi okate paper undi! "
" There is the non veg category, Sir "
" Yeah, ade ade, identi ila undi , Chicken cubes and Mexican zesty pizza ante? "
" Sir, pizza comes with cubes of chicken on base of Mexican zesty pizza sir, it's our speciality !"
" Ohk, baga cheppav le, mari Chicken blast roll out pizza with extra toppings anaganemi ? "
" Sir, it's chicken blast roll out pizza with extra toppings, this again is our specialty! "
" Papa, nenu chepinde naaku chepthunav. Question Akkarledu neeku, Ardam ipoyindi naku. Nice, Ohk One chicken blast roll out pizza with extra toppings!! "
" medium or large sir? "
" Small Unda? "
" We don't have a small, sir "
" Thatuko Thatuko, adenti mari. Adem logic? "
" I'm sorry sir, I don't understand? "
" See, chudu sister, nee perenti? "
" I.Priyanka sir"
" I.Priyanka naa?"
" Inapa mukkala Priyanka Sir "
" Chudu, Inapamukkala Priyanka, Ipudu Small ledanuko, Medium ani denini pilustharu?"
" Sir, We have Large sir, should I enter Large sir "
" Neeku ardam kaledu anukunta. Anthele One by Two tea chepthene ee madhya evadiki ardam katla. Nee thappu ledu le. Medium, chalu ani decide ipoya.. "
" Yes Sir, A medium Chicken blast roll out pizza, Sir this would serve two "
" Ante? "
" It serves two people. Only 6 Slices sir !!"
" Hey maa thammudu gadike saripodi. Asale hostel ninchi jana jeevana sravathi loki vachadu yesterday ne. Nenem thinali mari "
" Then, maybe you could take a large pizza for the same choice "
" Andulo enni pieces vasthai I.Priyanka ? "
" Eight, Sir "
" Sare. Oka Large SP chesay. Mari naaku, naa thammudu ki saripodi, mari friends ki "
" Maybe you could take one more large? "
" Thattuko papa, antha ledakkada, Oka pani chedaam, medium pizza okati padesay akkada "
" One Large and One Medium, certainly, Sir "
" Yeah, Pareshanayya, and 5 coke "
" Sir, We dont have Coke,Sir. Only Pepsi? "
" Ithe ade ichesai. Aakali picha picha ga kottesthundi...yedi unte ade ichai? "
" You could take coke and make it into a non veg meal "
" Meals aa? Full Meals aa?"
" Ok Sir, I'll explain "
" Cheppu Mitrama cheppu.."
" Sir, in this you get a Large Chicken Pizaa, with a Small Pizza of your choice, and choice toppings with an option of upgrading the small pizza to medium pizza in just thirty rupees, and two chocolate crushers and four Coke, with complementary straws "
" Wha....Entadi...Asalu Em Jarigindikkada... Ela? How? Oka panichey, ye meal unte adi ichesay, gola lekunda "
" Yes Sir, right away, Thick Crust or thin crust? "
" Arrrey.....entamma idenata....intha concentration toh chadivunte, ee patiki US lo MS chesayvadini kada? "
" Thick burst is extra cheese which blasts through in every piece..... "
" Shhh.. Appai Appai, The thick crust. happy ga nuvvu, aha, nenu aduguthundi entante, nuvu happy ae ga ippudu? "
" Toppings, Sir? "
" Idigo Priyanka, nuvu thiskunte em thiskuntav? "
" Chicken Tikka, Sir "
" Ante pieces vasthaya? "
" Cubes, Sir "
" Maa oorilo danini Pieces antaru le "
" Ok sir, Toppings ok "
" Inkemaina sankethika sahayam kavala? "
" Do you want me to add extra toppings in small pizza also? "
" Nanu adigi endukamma time waste chesthav..."
" Yes Sir "
" Cool, add cheyyi guru "
" Ok Sir, Anything else Sir?? "
" Vaddu vaddu vaddu "
" Why don't you go for the combo... "
" Daaavudaa...Vaddu ana ga "
" I'll just repeat the order, sir "
" Hummaya, God is crazy..Order chepaku, Bill Cheppu anthe "
" Have it or Take away, Sir? "
" Araganta ninchi aakali esthundi ani kotteskuntuna, Emayuntadi antav. Having aa Take away naa??"
" I don't know, Sir, maybe you'll have it here "
" See, Nu basic ga chala manchi ammaivi. Chusava neeke ardam ipoyindi !! "
" Ok, Sir, The bill is ₹892 "
" 892 aa? Elaga.....woah...cheppaku...Bill pay chesthanu, one nimitu.....Idigo..SBI Debit Card...Swipe It I Say "
" Sir.... "
" What happened re "
" We don't accept card! "
" Deenamma Jeevitham, Velli biryani thinakunda, Pizza ki vachanu chudu, naadi thappu. Fry cheskuni munching lo thintunav ga Priyanka nannu "
" 892 Only Sir"
" Maaku adi ardam ayindi. Cash Only "
" Yes Sir "
" Veray Option em ledaa?"
" Only Cash or Sodexo sir"
" Sodexo naa? ante enti ?"
" Sodexo is given by Corporate Companies......"
" Ibaboi,,,vaddule....pedda pedda padalu vadaku "
" Ok Sir "
" Sarele...naa daggara 200 undi cash...andulo em order cheyachu.."
" Let me check sir..."
" Indakatninchi okati kottesthundi, adagana?"
" Sure, Sir"
" Neeku Telugu vachu kada?"
" Yes Sir"
" Marenduku matladatledu Telugu lo??"
" Telugu lo matladithe meeru order chesthunappudu....confuse avvaru kada sir"
...................................................................Ala oka arganta tharvatha., 200 petti, adedo ginger bread anta bhaiya, adi thiskuna. Anduke antaru, A relationship between tummy and food should be like SP Chicken Biryani, should not like Zesty Chicken Pizza.
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