People say it’s easier to find God in a big city rather than a bachelor finding a flat to live. Well, this does sound true as we get to hear all manner of crazy restrictions from our landlords. This is pretty much the same scene in most of the Metro-cities in India as we hapless, single tenants are forced to bear with this mindless rabble when we go looking for a place to live in. If only we could throw some answers back at them...
So, here’s the list of most common dialogues we hear from our owners and the response that we usually give back to them inside our head:
Emanna alavatlu unnaya?
Roju poddhuna brush chesthanu!
No non-vegetarians! We want only vegetarians!
Eh vandinappudu smell osthe control cheskolera?
Ammailanu thiskuravaddhu
Mem thiskuramu valle vastharu.
Late night partylu, pedda pedda sound lu undakudadhu.
Earphones pettukoni egarmantara?
You can’t bring in your friends here.
I don’t have friends, I have Family
Godalaki mekulu Dhinchodhu, pichi pichi posterlu antinchodhu!
Kanisam door ki Thaalam aina veyocha?
Rathri 10 P.M.varaku anni lightlu off cheyali.
Meekosam okasari enti rendu sarlu off chestha.
Cinema industry valla? Aithe room ivvamu.
Future star me intlo unnaru ani cheppukune chance miss avthunaru.
No Pets allowed in the house!
Aadukovadaniki meeru unnaru kada avi enduku inka?
Unless you don’t have the so called “Sanskari” look then, you’re bound to hear all of this for sure.
No non-vegetarians! We want only vegetarians!
Eh vandinappudu smell osthe control cheskolera?
Ammailanu thiskuravaddhu
Mem thiskuramu valle vastharu.
Late night partylu, pedda pedda sound lu undakudadhu.
Earphones pettukoni egarmantara?
You can’t bring in your friends here.
I don’t have friends, I have Family
Godalaki mekulu Dhinchodhu, pichi pichi posterlu antinchodhu!
Kanisam door ki Thaalam aina veyocha?
Rathri 10 P.M.varaku anni lightlu off cheyali.
Meekosam okasari enti rendu sarlu off chestha.
Cinema industry valla? Aithe room ivvamu.
Future star me intlo unnaru ani cheppukune chance miss avthunaru.
No Pets allowed in the house!
Aadukovadaniki meeru unnaru kada avi enduku inka?
Unless you don’t have the so called “Sanskari” look then, you’re bound to hear all of this for sure.
