Contributed by Raviteja Ayyagari
Bharata desam lo suryudu asthamisthunna samayam… Ade suryudu america lo udayinchina samayam…
Srinu: Varsha! Nenu cheppedi vinu. Enduku ila chesthunnav? Nenu lekapothe bathakalenu annav! Ippudu mee amma nanna bathakadam kosam nannu vadilesthunnav? Idi nyayamena? Nijam cheppu. Nenu lekunda nuvvu santosham ga undagalava? Hello! Hello! Varsha! Varsha! Ahhhh! chaa!
Malli chesthadu.
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Malli chesthadu.
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Athanu inka atma hatya cheskundam anukuntadu. After 12 attempts. Trying for 13th attempt!
Sathya: hello mastaru! Dhairyam chalatleda? Nannu emaina help cheyyamantara?
Srinu: Undavayya! Naa mannanna nenu edusthunte nee godava enti?
Sathya: Adhi kaadhu mastaru! Edo kusthi paduthunte encouragement iddam anukuntunna! Ayina routine telugu cinema hero laga neellallo dookeyadam entandi? Rich gaa alochinchandi! Statue of liberty ikkada nunchi chala daggara. Akkadiki velli aa jyothi meeda nunchi happy ga dookeyandi. Liberty meeda jeevitham nunchi liberty! Concept kuda kotthaga untundi.
Srinu: Akkada nunchi dookadam kudarademo!
Sathya: Daggaraki randi. Nemmadiga matladukundam.
Athanu daggaraki veltadu.
Sathya: Comfortable ga kurchondi mastaru. Aa! Ippudu cheppandi. Akkada nunchi dookadam kashtama? Mari ikkada nunchi dookadam easy aa?
Srinu: Emo ikkada intha mandi janam leru kada.
Sathya: Akkada unna kuda pedda teda undadu lendi. Ayina oka maata cheppandi naku?
Srinu: Enti?
Sathya: Meeku andari kante ishtamaina manishi evaru?
Srinu: Maa amma nanna! Taravatha maa chelli!
Sathya: Mari ee ammayi?
Srinu: ee ammayi kuda chala ishtam.
Sathya: Kani top 3 lo ayithe ledu kada?
Srinu silent avuthadu.
Sathya: meeru america vacchi enta kaalam ayyindi?
Srinu: 5 years.
Sathya: Masters aa?
Srinu: Yeah. Engineering ayyaka vacchanu! 2012 Winter lo
Sathya: Oh. Ayithe naa lekka prakaram oka 3-4 years nunchi job chesthunnaru. Loans anni teeripoyi untayi. Amma, nannagaru, chelli chala santoshamga undi untaru.
Srinu: mari nenu lenu ga!
Sathya: Oh! Avunu kada! Chusara? Asalu nenu meeru aanandanga leru anna vishayam pakkana pettesanu. Ayina chudandi mee mananna meeru chavali anukunte nenente ee sutthi meeting pettanu! Ayina 12 attempts chesaru ga 13 is a very unlucky number. Khacchitanga chacchipotharu. Go ahead. Kani velle mundu. Mee love story okka sari cheppandi. Ammayi perenti? Baguntunda?
Srinu: Preminchina manushulu ela unna baguntaru sir! Endukante andam chuskuni premisthe danni vyamoham antare kani premanaru. Thana peru Samyuktha. Phone lo photo teesi chupisthadu.
Sathya: Bagundi sir! Ela kalisaru? Eppudu kalisaru? Koncham cheppandi please!
Srinu: India first time vellinappduu akkada oka orphanage ki volunteer chesanu. Akkada thanu kuda volunteer chesindi. Nenu pillalatho behave chesina vidhanam chusi thane mundu parichyam cheskundi. Nemmadi ga adi prema ga marindi. She is a very kind hearted girl. She always wanted to adopt a girl child. Nijanga chala manchi ammayi sir. Ala nemmadiga prema perigi pelli daaka veldam ani anukunnam. Intlo oppukunnaru. Kaani 6 nelala varaku muhurthalu levu annaru. Naa job position koncham critical ga marindi. Antha set ayyindi. Kaani intlo vallaki naa job security meeda nammakam ledu. Anduke india lo govt job chesthunna okathani icchi pelli cheseddam anukunnaru. Bathilmalanu, morapettukunnanu, deniki oppukoledu. Chivariki ila okkadinayipoyanu.
Sathya: Jeevitham chala cheddadi sir! Andarini pariksha petti oka entertainment show chusinattu enjoy chesthundi! Mee vishayam lonu ade jarigindi. Kani boss. Indaka amma nanna annaru kada. Oka vela mee body kanaka vallu chusthe valla paristhithi enti? Okkasaraina alochinchara? Meeru chacchipotaru. Mee body recover avuthundi. 1 roju flight travel chesi India lo diguthundi. Konni gantalu Car travel lo intiki cheruthundi. kontha sepu Ice box lo ala padi untundi. Kani amma, nanna, chelli, vellu mathram chala kaalam mimmalne taluchukuni badha padtharu, kuppa koolipotaru. Aa chala kalam konni rojulu, konni nelalu, konni konni sarlu samvatsaralu kuda avvacchu. Deeniki thodu oka ammayi kosam atma hatya cheskunnadu anna nijanni digamingadam vallu bathikunnantha varaku kashtam. Mee phone lo valla wallapaper chudandi. Entha santosham ga unnaro. Aa santhoshanni kevalam oka ammayi kosam valla nunchi shasvathanga dooram chesesthara boss? Aa ammayi kanisam okka kshanam kuda mee shavam chudadaniki raadu. Okka sari alochinchandi. Ayina nenenti sir. Meeru chacchipodam ani goppa decision teeskunte sodhi chepthunnanu ammayi, avakay anukuntu? Meeru dookeyandi sir! Meeru dookeyandi!
Srinu edusthadu...phone lo wallpaper chusthu...
Srinu: I am sorry amma! I am sorry nanna! Nenu mee gurinchi asalu alochinchaledu. Kani meeru lekapothe nenu ekkada? Mee vallane kada nenu em sadhinchina? Alantidi mimmalni vadili vellipodam anukunnanu. Nenu vallaki call chesthanu sir. Nenu vallaki call chesthanu.
Srinu vaalla Amma tho phone lo: Hello amma! Ela unnaru? Meetho matladi chala rojulu ayyindi. (jarigindi antha chepthadu) kani oka friend nannu kaapadadu. Athanu lekapoyi unte nenu emayipoye vadino. I am sorry amma! I am sorry nanna! Meeru lekapothe nenu lenu kada. I will always make you proud. I love you!
Srinu phone pettesaka..
Srinu: Thank you boss! Nijamaina prema ekkada dorukuthundo, jeevitham lo poradadame nijamaina gelupu ani cheppav. Nee runam ee janmalo marchipolenu. Thank you so much.
Sathya: I am happy that you realized it! Nenu entha cheppina nuvvu artham cheskuntene kada nenu cheppina daniki oka viluva undedi. Manam malli kalavakapovacchu. All the best for the rest of your happy life! Make your life beautiful!
Srinu: Thank you buddy! Thank you very much. Bye. I have to start a new life!
Sathya oka chiru navvu navvuthadu. Manishi 1 akkada nunchi vellipthadu. Manishi 2 athanni chusthu okka sariga navvu moham lo nunchi edupu moham loki vacchesthadu. Okka sariga pellu pellumani edusthadu. Athanu thanu chesina tappu ni gurthu tecchukuni kumilipthadu. Thanu konni samvatsarala kindata oka ammayi kosam atma hatya cheskunnadu. Ippudu thana lage unna inko manishi ni kapadadu. Okka sari ga akkada nunchi mayam ayipothadu.
Konni rojula kritham…
Sathya: Hello...Nitya...Nenu cheppedi vinu. Enduku ila chesthunnav? Nenu lekapothe bathakalenu annav! Ippudu mee amma nanna bathakadam kosam nannu vadilesthunnav? Idi nyayamena? Nijam cheppu. Nenu lekunda nuvvu santosham ga undagalava? Hello! Hello! Nitya! Nitya! Ahh!
Atmahatya! Suicide! Chala manushulu samasyani antham cheyyadaniki enchukune parishkaram. Mana bharata desam ki chendina yuvatha ayithe manchi neellu taginantha suluvuga suicide cheskuntunnaru.
“varsham paduthondi kada ani payanam apeskuntama? godugu teeskuni payananni sagistham alage samasya vacchindani batakadam aapesthama? parishkaram telusukuni jeevitha payananni saagiddam…”
Ee chinna logic teliyaka chala mandi suicide ne margam ga enchukuntunnaru.
Prema lo viphalamaina, pariksha lo viphalamaina, jeeivtham lo viphalamaina...samasya edaina parishakaram mathram all in one guide la okate...suicide... Idi katha kabatti athanni kapadadaniki oka atma vacchindi. Kani nija jeevitam lo evaru rakapovacchu. Alochinchukondi. Idi mimmalni entertain cheyyadam kosam rasina katha kaadu. Mimmalni enlighten cheyyadam kosam rasina katha. Ee katha chusi, okka manishi lo ayina marpu vasthe ade maaku meerichhe abhinandana. Jai Hind!
