I know I know… most of you must be thinking that I’m being a mean and stupid and that I should be thankful to everything in the world that I do not put on weight and it’s not in my control. So over the years you might think that I would get thick skinned and not care about what people say about my body type. Buuuuut, there are certain things that people don’t get tired of saying and I don’t get used to. These are somethings I and some of the thin people hear ever so often and hate the eff out of it!
1. At least be creative if you’re going to be mean. Eppuduuuu ave perlu ave nicknames, kottavi raanivvara??
2. Battalu saripovu, tailor lu ardam cheskoru, Cheeralu suit avvavu. How fun.
3. Which 20 something person would be OK with sitting on someone’s lap!!!
4. Ponle ani kurchunte malli ee tokkalo comment lu maa meeda. Maaku telidenti guchukuntay ani? Nela meeda padukunna, godaki origina maku eppudu jarigedi ide.
5. We aren’t allowed to be generous. We will die if we donate any amount of blood.
6. Firstly this is the oldest joke in the book. Secondly, it is not funny when it is true.
7. Kharma kaali if amma is a little on the heavier side...
8. People need to know that there is literally no place in this body to be any thinner.
9. This one for the girls… Ok, I don’t even know where to go with this.
10. If you dare say you are not hungry.
11. It all goes into plotting the murder of people who say this.
12. You are not allowed to feel healthy.
13. You cannot possess a hard earned skill.
14. We should go around carrying a board that says, “Thin is not equal to sick”
15. Evvadi baadhalu vaallavi babu.
Bottom Line: Okallu laavu ga unnarani joke cheyyatam tappu ga chuse samaajam, bakka ga unna vaalla meeda joke esthe enduku easy ga teeskuntundi ani prasnisthunnanu adyaksha!